OK admit it, you’re trash. You’re a constantly growing pile of lukewarm garbage basking in the sun on a hot summer’s day. Nothing you do is cool and everyone knows it. Try to think of the last time you did something dope, and then realize how trash it actually was. You’ve been trying to convince yourself otherwise, but now you’re painfully aware of how much you have in common with the Great Pacific garbage patch, except that the garbage patch will actually have a lasting effect on the planet. Unlike you. Because you’re trash.
